In the continuing campaign to bring to justice those responsible for the September 11 attacks on the Pentagon in Washington, D.C. and the World Trade Center in New York City, the United States of America is making another stride in the war against terrorism by forming a new "elite team" of the best anti-terrorist special operatives from around the world (mainly the United States, Great Britain, and France).

The unit will be funded with a multi-million dollar budget originating from undisclosed sources, speculated to be one cent shaved off of every bank account in the world. An anonymous source known only as N3g4t1v3 1C3 said, "I clip money all the time; gotta pay the bills, man."

Should he choose to accept his mission, the U.S.A.'s own top secret agent, Ethan Hunt, will lead this revolutionary team. Best known for recently saving the world from a former secret agent gone bad and a deadly viral plague, Hunt will utilize his acrobatic infiltration skills to gain access to well guarded terrorist bases.

Great Britain's foremost secret agent on the team is known as 007 to his superiors, Bond to his arch-enemies, or James to his female acquaintances. Whether Bond, James Bond, or the guy in the tuxedo, Agent 007 has single-handedly saved the world on nearly twenty ocassions. With assistance from futuristic covert technology from Q-branch, fast cars, and plenty of alcohol, Bond brings an invaluable air of confidence and calm and a cool British accent to the international anti-terrorism force.

The final players in the as-yet-unnamed global anti-terrorism force are inseperable in function and description. Athos, Aramis, and Porthos, more commonly known as the Three Musketeers, are France's premiere elite operations force. Most recently known for the licensing of their images in a series of Three Musketeers candy bar advertisements, the Three Musketeers undeniably add "the French factor" to the team.

Ethan Hunt was reported as saying, "Yeah, with the British dude and the French dudes on my team, I think we can do the job." The British dude and the French dudes expressed similar feelings about the unprecedented global strikes force's chances of success.