writing
In previous iterations of this web site, I wrote crappy news satire. It's like The Onion, only dumb and unfunny. OK, it's just like The Onion. (Just kidding--I love onions.)
The Multifaceted Adventures of Bob Quartzenkofferloferous
I wrote some funny stories about this Indiana Jones-ish adventurer in high school for various assignments. If some part of a particular story seems contrived, it is; I had to stay relevent to the prompt. My English class loved these, and you will, too...OR YOU WILL DIE...EVENTUALLY.