With the stage show Riverdance coming to the area, citizens with nothing better to do were able to analyze the show from top to bottom. What they found was amazing.

"Well, I went down to that there dance show, and I was just listenin' to that dancin' stuff, when I reckon I heard that morse code thang," says Billy-Bob Jones of Yeehaw Junction.

After contacting a professional morse decoder, Jones confirmed his suspicions.

"I can most certainly tell you that I am one hundred percent certain that Riverdance is actually a coverup for a hidden morse code message," agreed Dr. -•• --- -, a professional codebreaker. When asked what Riverdance actually contained, Dr. -•• --- - refused to reveal the message, but claimed that it was "very bad."

Faced with a dead end and an intriguing story, a team of Bob's finest people with nothing to do sat down and listened to a slow-motion tape recording of the entire Riverdance stage show, copied down the steps, and later translated them. Unfortunately, the appointed team composed of all Germans, so another translator was called in to help.

He revealed, "Vell, vell, vell... I zee zat zis very bad indeed... I zeems that zee Riverdonce stage show is aczually a front for--ack!" All further attempts at communication with the translator were in vain, as he was forcefully struck with a flying shoe.

Michael Flatley, leader of the Riverdance troupe stood in the doorway of the room with only one shoe on. "Since you almost proved that my performance actually hypnotizes the audience, I shall no longer lead Riverdance!" The German decoders gasped, even though they had no idea what he was saying. "I shall start a new show! And it shall be called Lord of the Dance!"

With this, Flatley grabbed the tape recording, his shoe, the German decoders, and the unconscious German translator and leaped out of sight.